Holiday Movies We'd Like to See

How the Gingrich Stole Christmas
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Frosty II: Hypothermia-Man
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National Lampoon's Kwanza Vacation
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Weekend at Rabbi Bernie's
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'Twas the Day My Credit Card Bill Came In
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Rebel Without a Claus
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Irving Berlin's Motel Six
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My Cousin's Chimney
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It's a So-So Life
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The Elf, the Gift, the Claus, and his Mother
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Rudolf the Brown-Nosed Account Executive
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Pole Fiction
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Blitzer: An Oliver Stone Film
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Giftfellas

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Mr. Claus's Opus
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Carlito's Sleigh
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Dances with Elves
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I, Clausius
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Kate Moss is Coming to Town
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Dog Day Kwanza
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Menorah on 34th Street

New Show Concepts by Chris Carter The Why-Files -- A federal agent suspects a planet-wide conspiracy of abductions masterminded by the masking tape industry. His skeptical partner thinks it's just a spree of car jackings by Canadian immigrants. The Who Cares Files -- A hunky, brooding K-Mart security guard tries to convince everyone that "the truth is out there, and at a great discount." The Audiophiles -- In the search for the perfect woofer, two sonically-obsessed yuppies with cash to burn track down a chain-smoking Pioneer factory rep with his own ideas about "high fidelity." The Xmas Files -- Santa sightings, wild reindeer, and stolen presents are covered up by a ruthless elf. The Vitamin A Files -- Two unphysically fit FDA agents hunt down a complex ring of food manufacturers who willfully distribute products without nutrition labels.

Holiday Talk Show Topics Redneck Pollyannas Santa: Dear Humanitarian or Deer Hunter? Celebrity Christmas Tree Impersonators Mr. Claus or Mrs. Claus? My Wife is a Cross-Dressing Santa. Can I Really Love a Frost-Free Snowman? Mistletoe. Just Say No! My Mom's a Fruitcake! So What?! Reindeer Games and Peer Pressure -- The New Social Issue I'm a Free-Lovin' Reindeer Groupie, and I'm Outta Control, Girlfriend! Holiday Decorations Made with Matza Secret Elfin Admirers Holiday Makeovers that'll Leave You Guessing Who YOU Really Are! Undercover: Kathie Lee, the Elves, and a 256-Hour Work Day "Red-Nosed" Rudolph and the Colombian Cartel Connection The Menorah -- Holy Symbol or Pyro's Plaything? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer -- Misfit or Non-conformist?

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