Kingswood Kranium "Frontal Lobe"

Kranium Kontest
Congratulations to last month's Kontest winner! We asked you for your most unappetizing Thanksgiving treats, and boy were there some humdingers!
and THE WINNER is ...
Slice one well-ripened Christmas fruitcake (vintage 1995 or better) and generously smother with turkey oil and drippings. Garnish with corn shavings from Julia Child's feet and serve at room temperature.

--Robert Lynch

Honorable Mentions
Turkey pudding with a wee bit of Kimchee stuffed in the middle!

-- Glenn Geiss

Chicken Pus Pie, Sweat Gland Stew, Lice Pudding, Sphincter Muffins

-- Jack Huber

Peanut butter, butter, and onion finger sandwiches

-- AKTimbo

New Kontest!

Kranium T-Shirt In this issue, we gave you some of our Total Loser's New Year's Resolutions. Now it's your turn. Come up with three ways you'd like to "better" yourself in the upcoming New Year and send them to the webczar. As always, the winner gets a cool Kingswood Kranium T-Shirt.

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Kranium Kontest Congratulations to last month's Kontest winner! We asked you for your most unappetizing Thanksgiving treats, and boy were there some humdingers! and THE WINNER is ... Slice one well-ripened Christmas fruitcake (vintage 1995 or better) and generously smother with turkey oil and drippings. Garnish with corn shavings from Julia Child's feet and serve at room temperature.
--Robert Lynch
Honorable Mentions Turkey pudding with a wee bit of Kimchee stuffed in the middle!
-- Glenn Geiss
Chicken Pus Pie, Sweat Gland Stew, Lice Pudding, Sphincter Muffins
-- Jack Huber
Peanut butter, butter, and onion finger sandwiches
-- AKTimbo
New Kontest!
	In this issue, we gave you some of our Total Loser's New Year's Resolutions. Now it's your turn. Come up with three ways you'd like to "better" yourself in the upcoming New Year and send them to the webczar. As always, the winner gets a cool Kingswood Kranium T-Shirt.