The sock made a pretentious remark before climbing the elephant.
A cacophony of rain coerced the linoleum.
The elusive gray squirrel chatted endlessly to the radish.
Downtrodden and loopy, the mariner sang to the gazelle.
The groundhog rode the buggy until the blender befriended Bob.
What was once a pocket full of monkeys is now merely a potato.
I know not what your digestive tract thinks, but how it fears the reaper.
Words That Will Keep
Hobbledehoy
the Holiday Cheer Lingering On
Flirtigig
Plutogogue
Bellycheer
Whomp
Soup of the Day
Spicy Garland Gumbo Balls
Words of Wisdom That Never Caught On
You can drive out nature with a pitchfork,
but she'll definitely come back with a hitman.
Mr. Rogers' Favorite Holiday Flashback
Bumping into Mr. Speedy under the mistletoe
Sentences That Have Most Likely
Bump your bunny on the syrup train.
Never Been Said Before
Clark Kent/Superman Syndrome
(a.k.a. People You've Never Seen Together)
Richard Simmons . . . Gene Simmons Ted Kennedy . . . Ted Nugent Steven Tyler . . . Carly Simon Michael Jackson . . . The Pillsbury Dough Boy Mel Brooks . . . Mel Torme Michael Richards . . . Keith Richards Jim Carey . . . Carrie Fisher Dahli Lama . . . Dolly Parton O.J. . . . J.J. Jonathan Taylor Thomas . . . Hillary Rodham Clinton Dennis Rodman . . . Cindi Lauper
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