Happy Holidays!
(And Beware of Geeks Bearing Gifts!)

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KRANIUM
Volume 2 - Issue 11 - December 15, 1996


Like it or not, the holidays are here, and there's nothing we can do about it. Not that we'd want to put a damper on this joyous and festive time of year -- when pushy shoppers, whiny kids, family get-togethers, and inebriated holiday heroes fill our exciting lives. (Ah, there's nothing like the holiday spirit!)

On the plus side, the Kranium staff has taken the liberty of giving you a sideways glance at all the major holidays -- Christmas, Kwanza, and Hanukkah alike. And we're showing you how to make the most of them.

In every issue:

Find out what's in Gray Matter this month...
if you don't like it, you can always just have soup!
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See Cerebrum if you have a joke
to post in the Kranium.
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Take a trip down our Spinal Cord or
undergo some Shock Therapy.
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Give us your life signs and other
vital personal information in Psychogenic Fugue.
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Email the WebCzar with all your comments and concerns.
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If you've given us a piece of your mind,
we've posted it in Temporal Lobe.

This issue's highlights:

Frontal Lobe has the latest Kontest winner, and a new Kontest to get you thinkin' about a better life in the upcoming year!
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What's the deal with all the rules at an office party!
Check out Leopold & Loeb for the do's (actually, the don'ts!). And, contrary to popular belief, you can be Dick (Clark)-free this New Year's Eve!
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Take an erratic look into New Age religions and holidays and
a tribute to our gal Chelsea in Synapses.
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Brain Tumor gives you a sneak preview of holiday talk show topics
and movies you won't want to miss.
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A Real Third World holiday treat awaits you in Personality Disorder.

PARIETAL PARTITIONS
Find out what goes on in each of our Parietal Partitions


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Frontal Lobe :: Temporal Lobe :: Leopold & Loeb
Brain Tumor :: Personality Disorders
Cerebrum :: Shock Therapy :: Psychogenic Fugue
Long Term Memory :: Spinal Cord :: Corporate Callosum

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